A soccer field is double-booked and Leslie has to work out a solution for who gets the field.
Ron believes that the government should be operated by private enterprise (like Chuck E. Cheese) that uses a token system to participate, like taking a walk, going down a slide, or seeing a duck.
Leslie tries to turn the pit into a public garden and allows citizens to plant whatever they chose in the garden. Someone decided to plant marijuana in the garden instead.
Ron isn’t happy that federal money is being spent on providing common resources for the community
Ron believes that governments are a waste of taxpayer money and should be run more like private (for-profit) companies.