Dating is a Zero-Sum Game

Ann runs into Donna at a single’s event but is quickly sent away because she represents competition in “the jungle”

Ron Finds a Typewriter

Ron finds a typewriter out by the dumpster, but the noise of the machine bothers everyone in the office.

The Value of Leslie Knope

Ben suggests firing Leslie to relieve some of the spending associated with the inflated budget, but Ron describes how valuable Leslie is to the department and how she’s worth her salary.

Purpose of Government

Ron is happy that state auditors are coming to slash the Pawnee budget because he feels government spending has gotten out of hand.

Ron’s Toxic Workshop

Ron describes how he shouldn’t have to follow government regulations about toxic chemicals because he’s the only one breathing the fumes.