Ann and Chris decide not to buy an engagement ring because they think it is an unnecessary expense when they could do other things with the money.
Tom incentives the department to come to his club and try his newest drink by threatening to place them on his “done-zo” list. The P&R crew decides to go to the Snake Hole Lounge to try Tom’s new drink, but instead they all have a bit too much and go through the next day feeling terrible.
Leslie meets with Kathryn Pinewood to discuss the sizes of sodas sold at the local restaurants
Leslie’s first act as a city councilwoman is to implement a soda tax because she believes that it will make Pawnee healthier.
Ben and April receive care packages from Leslie and Andy. April’s includes Andy’s dirty laundry because she is so much better at doing laundry than he is.
The Reasonablists are having an end-of-life party, but haven’t paid for the park reservation fee. The leader offers to pay with a check since he believes they won’t be around the next day to make it worth anything. Ann happily accepts because the group has been wrong for decades before.
Ron tries to slaughter a pig in the park for a BBQ. He is not allowed to because it is against the law and violates health codes.